Meme

I'm not down with The Slang of the Internets, so I had to look up the term "meme" on Urban Dictionary.  After filtering through definitions, I'm pretty certain it's either ...

(a) What Myspacers call spam surveys (as in, "I got this meme, filled it out, and sent it to everyone on my friends list"), or

(b) A vagina (as in, "Wow, that bitch just kicked me in the meme.")

Neither of those meanings work for me tonight, so for this blog's purpose, a meme is a whole bunch of me talking about myself (as in, "Read my meme and learn all about me and my awesomeness or lack thereof!")

Channeling the powers of meme, whatever they may be ...

I'm 24, married, and the proud mommy of a three-year-old little girl.  I'm overweight and feeling pretty disgusting and gross (cottage cheese thighs, bye-bye arms to the max).

Okay, it's really not that bad.  Yet.  Here is a more objective graphic representation:



Me now - 200(ish) pounds.  My goal - 145 pounds.

Mrs. Chunky          vs.          Hot Mama

My plan is to eat clean, track on Calorie King, bust my butt working out (special focus will be paid to cardio and resistance training), blogging for support and fun, and joining up with the fine folks at the Healthy You Challenge.

I have one major short-term wellness goal (for now), which is to find and join an affordable gym.  The plan is to work out 3-4 days per week (to start).

Baby steps.  Baby steps.

♥ g. m.